Sit, as they are about to read the greatest story that a man has told a story of disappointment, nostalgia, discovery, fear, and porn.
all started when I decided to relive the memories Copies of the people I've met, those who raised me virtually from scratch to be what I am today: The ninja turtles .
If you grew up in the eighties, should remind Ninja Turtles (Teen Tortugas Ninja Mutantes be its name), who were dedicated to fight other mutants be turtles, travel to other planets / periods / universes, to be teenagers, eat pizza be mutants, fight crime, and be ninjas, all at the same time. No wonder they were so remarkable that people quickly discovered (Even ninjas ) and turned into a phenomenon marketing muscle.
When searching in vain in the animated series youtube, it did not take long to reach this site . was there where the light fell on me like a chandelier installed incorrectly.
In this place, I was informed that I am the winner, never won me know what exactly, but it does not matter, the important thing was I had to do to be awarded the prize ethereal.
So, I just had to be the 13,210,177,865 th person to enter that page, which, modesty aside, I got the first try (and do not try).
My luck just was less to my amazement, as this number is quite interesting for me. Let us analyze a fateful moment number: 13,210,177,865
Thirteen billion in 1210 seventy-seven percent 1800 sixty-five .
Already saw it?
right?
This issue contains all the numbers 0 through 9, except the ninth. And the four.
has three commas, zero decimal digits. This indicates that is an integer, and unusually large.
is also almost double the Earth's population.
was here when I started to doubt my luck, how is it possible that the visitor number 13,210,177,865?
I see three possibilities :
1 - Every human being on earth has visited that page 1.89747509 times.
2 - Somehow I traveled to a distant future where Ninja Turtles are incredibly popular and world population has grown exponentially, if this is true, my calculations tell me that I must be somewhere in the twenty-four century.
3 - The prize is a cruel lie.
I rejected the first possibility, almost immediately. Despite efforts in the field of telecommunications, only a small fraction of humans have computers, and an even smaller fraction, with access to the Internet.
On the second possibility, but I'm not entirely sure that's true. A quick examination of my surroundings tells me that everything looks as it was in the early 21, to the smallest detail, including depressed adolescents become depressed because they use haircuts that impede their vision in 50 % and the total lack of flying cars. Obviously
The third possibility is laughable.
I only had one option, accept the fact that my theories were wrong and always there was a fourth possibility:
I'm in the 21 st century, Ninja Turtles are not (so) popular and the world's population still located around the 6,961,976,977.
Therefore, the remaining 6,248,200,887 visitors must be beings from another planet connected to the Internet, quod demostrandum ed.
The solution was so simple and so obvious that its simplicity and obviousness surprised me like a chandelier falling on my back.
The aliens who may be reading this blog: No reason to hide its existence, my discovery that the truth will be revealed, unless of course, who prefer to hide your computing habits Bajan "movies and music illegally? Do you like our porn? Do we study to discover our weaknesses and attack at a single stroke?
... is the porn, right?
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