Sunday, June 14, 2009

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Another movie Snakes and a chicken egg

Today, thanks to the cruel disease that I have (which forces me to eat at regular intervals or die), I realized the existence of this film.

I have not seen, and if I can live my life without it will die happy, but my mind has been so much to see that image in my corn pops box:

is called "Another film of eggs and chicken "This tells me several things:

" Another movie ... " means that this is not the first time humanity has been punished by a film where the characters are anthropomorphic talking eggs.

If writers do not have the creativity to come up with a good name for your movie, do not have the creativity to make a good film in itself. I guess the board to name this misfortune was something like

Producer: Okay people, have spent months working on this thing and still do not have a name, I want to send me the final name to my email within 5 minutes. Creative
1: What was the name the first film? Creative
2: A film of eggs. Creative
3: ... really? Creative
2: Yes .. forgiveness. Creative
1: Well I can not think of anything that can overcome that. This is just another movie of eggs. Creative
3: How about "Another film of eggs? Creative
2: No! It works! We need a name that tells people who is another picture of the eggs, but now accompanied by a chicken. Chicken is the cornerstone! Creative
2: Mmmmmm ...

Seriously, this is the least creative name I've heard since "United States of America."

Let's look at the characters. For starters, the chicken:

Where
fucking chicken out? Had to have departed, course of an egg. But ... 99% of the characters are eggs ... Does this mean that the chicken was one of them before? What went from egg to be chicken? Does an egg when it dies, it comes from inside a chicken, which was cruel and disgusting captive within himself? Perhaps

eggs are exo-skeletons of chickens, as the aliens in Independence Day.


Or maybe the live chicks inside the eggs, absorbing nutrients until they are strong enough to quit. And fighting a Predator.




far as I know, the order eggs films might well be:
Independence Day (1996)
A film of eggs (2006) Alien vs
. Predator (2004) Alien vs
. Predator 2: Requiem (2007) Another film
egg and a chicken (2009)
Alien (1979)
Aliens (1986)
Alien 3 (1992)
Alien: Resurrection (1997) Another film
eggs and the other clone Ripley (2012)


Confi, Easter egg painting medium is another freak of nature.


This thing called Bacon. Yes, that's the name of este personaje: Tocino. Alguna vez fue parte de un cerdo, al que supongo que destazaron sangrientamente para dar nacimiento a cientos de Tocinos. Sus poderes incluyen: Tapar arterias, inmunidad a la influenza porcina. No se imaginan lo difícil que fue encontrar una imagen suya.

Ahh, Tocino, otra prueba de la habilidad para nombrar cosas de los hermanos Riva-Palacio Alatriste (creadores de este atentado al intelecto mundial), no me sorprendería que sus hijos se llamaran "Bebé" y "Cosa que salió de la vagina de mi esposa", respectivamente.


El huevo brujo, supongo el villano de la película, es un huevo. [spoiler]...y es un brujo[/spoiler]


Or maybe this is a horrible, horrible adaptation of Demian:
"This genre used to be our conversations. Rarely provided me something new, something surprising. All, however, even the most banal, gave smooth but insistently, at the same point, all helped me to form, all helped me take off my skin, break the shell, and every conversation drew his head higher, freer, until my yellow bird took out his handsome head bird of prey in the shell destroyed the world. " Forgive
, Hesse, and make turning in his grave.

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